Ask God All The Hard Questions

Is it just me or do most people always want answers to the hard questions in life? No one seems to ask me questions regarding such simple does and do nots such as stealing or lusting over such and such. Instead they ask me toughies such as why are we here or what does God want me to do with my life and yada yada yada. I don't know, ask God! Yeah I said it! Go ask the Uber Being upstairs what the meaning of life is or what your purpose is. I sure as heck do not know. Of course Rick Warren has made my life a doozy by writing a book that seems to know the answers to all the hard stuff. Like 2,000 years of Christianity has now been condensed to a 200 page book. But I digress. It seems in all my years of ministry (read two weeks) that right answer is seldom found from within the individual but within the community of those who are searching for the truth.
I also wish to devote my life to video games, which are fun and help remove the stress of being a highly important person. I think the currently world leaders should decide the fate of the political world with a video game rumble! I think Japan will win. I also think that the major religions should fight for the right of undisputed truth claims. I think Christianity will win for the other religions are to devote in their own faith to have time for video games. If i used all my chapel skips in college to practice Counter Strike instead of sleping in, I would be a world champion. Of course atheist would probably be the best gamers out there... but then again they probably use their heatheness to score with the opposite sex than with Mario. That means a Japanesse Christian world is destined to be the best form of government around. Don't ask me why... ask God.