I Want My Wife Back!
My wife, the beautiful Doctor in Training is participating in the madness known as Harry Potter. Although I love my wife very much, I do not think I will be able to hold any resemblance of sanity if she does not finish the book soon. I have made an oath to the Lord that I will not read a book if their is to be a movie or video game release that will save me the time and energy to catch up. Therefore I have not read any of the Potter books and I can safely say that I am very unlikely to ever do so. If hard pressed I can always fall back on religious grounds of how Harry Potter is Satanic because it deals with wizards and witches and other fun topics.
posted by Pastor Stew | 11:25 PM
3 Comments:
This is just payback for the hours and hours you spend playing video games (fable, animal crossing, max pane 2) and ignore me. I know you can last a few more days until I finish it. Unfortunatly you will always play video games. Oh well, I love you!!!
Thats not fair.. you can't pay back with reading.
You created the perfect excuse to not have to read the book and just watch the movie, and you brought God into which makes it fail proof! Awesome! I am goignt o have to borrow that one.
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