Pure Terror

If you have been an observer of this blog you would know that there are many people who could take the crown of the scariest person on earth. Various political and religious leaders would seem to have the heads up. However, I have been bombarded with a particularly evil imagery the last few months which makes Pat Robertson look like JFK. Warning: The following image has been scary as hell by the powers that be. Those with weak stomachs and/or hearts should not proceed further.














This dude has been all over the TV. His name is John Basedow and he truly scares me. I do not know if it is because his head is way to big or the fact that he always stands at an angle. Perhaps it is the fact that it looks like he has the very worst hair piece that money could buy. Obviously the guy is in shape but he actually makes me happy to be out of shape. Usually when I see a fitness ad I am stricken with a shot of shame and guilt for the lack of a Bowflex body. This guy just might be Satan. When I see him, I feel that I need to go out and evangelize since the end times are here. He might be the famed beast of the book of Revelation. You are all warned.