Bono- Benefit to Remove A-Holes

Due to the growing amount of @$$ Clowns, A-Holes, Biznitchs, Jerks and Bastards, Bono and I decided that we needed a benefit concert. All he wanted was to add Republicans, Fascist, Capitalist, and Walmart to the list. I reassured him that those demands were agreeable. Anyway we are planning a benefit concert to raise money to deplore all of the undesireables to some Artic wasteland where they can argue amongst themselves as they attempt to drill for oil with a tooth pick and a bad attitude. The benefit concert is without a name at this time but we are in the middle of gathering a vocal choir with A-List music talent to perform the main song, "Don't They Know They Suck and At the Same Time Destroying the Developing World?"

Bono and I came up with the idea of a benefit after we read the horrible comment that someone left on my friend Bethiclause's blog (yes, Bono is an avid lurker on blogs in case you were wondering). Bono told me that, "It hurt me very much that some person would slam a quality parent like Bethiclause. I hope they die of AIDS and herpes while suffering from malnutrition as a despotic government hordes the food." He then added, "The probably voted for Bush."

Anyways this blog is in honor of Bethiclause, who is a damn good mother. I serious see two dozen mothers a day who care nothing of their children and use them to garner services from state and private agencies. It is a shame that someone should even suggest such hurtful things about calling CPS. As far as I am concerned that person is Excommunicated until I find it in my heart to forgive the rat bastard who made that comment. Beth, I love you and don't let anyone give you crap.

Shalom!